Pope Benedict plans to canonize a group of new saints, according to news sources at The Vatican. The new saints will receive beatification at a ceremony in St. Peter's Basilica on the first Sunday in May. The new saints are: * Saint Helen of the...
Pope Benedictine XIV today delivered a rather muddled Easter message in Rome today, causing much confusion amongst the thousands of faithful gathered there, and even some heckling. 'Ave Romani', the German said, 'today is Easter Sunday, and I stan...
Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...
In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
Pope Benedict, on his first visit to Africa, today claimed that no contraception and people that can hardly afford to eat sending their money to the Vatican is helpful to the African people. 'It's helpful', he said in Cameroon. 'OK, it isn't, but...
Former Prime Minister Anthony 'Joan of Arc' Blair was today made into a saint by Pope Benedict XIII. Pausing briefly from polishing his collection of looted Nazi artwork in his humble cottage in Rome, the Pontiff said: 'Mr Blair will become the fi...
VATICAN CITY - President Obama isn't the only one being distracted with income tax problems. Rumors are circulating that Pope Benedict XVI may be forced from his papacy over tax issues, while, he was Archbishop of Munich and Freising. German autho...
(Vatican City) Pope Benedict XVI made a sharp turn to the Left and gave his blessing to Communism. The Pope said Capitalism was "evil from start to finish" and it was time to begin a New World Order. The Pope declared Jesus was the world's first C...
President Barack Hussein Obama will now be known as St. Barack the First. Pope Benedict announced the Beatification this morning in a press conference from the Vatican. This is an unusual move as, traditionally, new saints must first be dead. Th...
In an unprecedented move for any Pope, Benedict XVI is to broadcast a twenty-four hour YouTube style broadcast on the internet. "Bene is, how you say? Down with da kids," said Father Domani. "He knows he can reach millions with da internet." Th...
Rome - (Holy Ass Mess): NATO's top Professor of Diabolical Parasitology has asserted the global secular view that Pope 'Joe the Plumber' Ratzinger is clinically nuts. Prof V Smart says the Pope's latest attempts to demonize women by claiming the d...
United States President George W. Bush has announced plans for after he leaves the White House following the Barack Obama Inauguration. Bush had previously not been talkative about his goals, plans, or pursuits beginning in late January. "Well, f...
Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI dismissed Catholicism on Christmas and resigned from the Holy See. The former pontiff said he was a 'Pastafarian' and recommended everyone follow The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He said Christianity just...
Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement saying that Catholics are much better than Protestants. The former Nazi-youth pontiff went on to say that Protestants have rubbish masses and crappy-looking churches. "It's disgraceful", said one protestant...
In a miraculous event, Pope Benedict XVI parted waters across all oceans, lakes and rivers this past Sunday, while commemorating the death of Martin de Flatulenz, patron saint of intestinal ills. With arms spread wide as an open gesture of welcome...
Pope Benedict has revealed that he plans on joining the Mormon Church. The news comes just two weeks after the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints announced plans to build one of their temples in Rome. When asked why he planned to convert...
This morning, a sheepish Pope, Benedict XVI announced to a gathered audience that he is apologizing for asking an art museum in Northern Italy to remove the display of a frog on a cross that was created by German artist Martin Kippenberger "We rea...
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