BILLINGSGATE POST: Having shamed her family by her blatant display of pre-pubescent twerking, Miley Cyrus is now denying that the cute tatoo of a chicken's butt, located in the fertile crescent somewhere between her bosom and twerker, is actually he...
Miley Cyrus's tongue activity has drawn a lot of attention, including this comment, rumored to have come from the Queen: "I'm sick and tired of seeing that girl's tongue." Medical and psychiatric professionals are also weighing in. Tongue spe...
DENVER - One of the most popular and youngest Colorado state senators, Shepherd A. Honeybeaker [D-Colorado Springs] has just made a proposal recommending that Colorado make marijuana the official state plant. Senator Honeybeaker who is only 28-yea...
HOLLYWOOD - The music icon Cher was recently asked what she thought about Miley Cyrus' recent prancing, dancing, and twerking in her underwear performance on the MTV Video Music Awards Show. The 67-year-old legend cleared her throat and replied th...
NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...
LONG BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus flew down to Long Beach to visit the world famous Aquarium of The Pacific. She said that ever since she was six, she has wanted to visit the museum that includes over 315 sharts, 23 whales, 810 dolphins, 1,300...
NEW YORK CITY - The undisputed Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers has commented that Miss Miley Cyrus has really gone off the deep end and the little wayward brat needs a good spanking. Rivers, who is 80, appeared on The Viagra View with Larry King and Re...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was certainly the talk of the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show. Cyrus pranced and danced on stage in what appeared to be intimate underwear. She twerked and jerked and made some vulgar gyrations that put her up ther...
LOS ANGELES - Liam Hemsworth who ended his engagement to Miley Cyrus several months ago said he could not believe his eyes as he watched the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show which were held in the Barclay Center in Brooklyn. Hemsworth said that wh...
The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the young formerly squeaky clean Mouseketeer turned rich white trash singer, developed electrical problems flying back from a concert in India and was forced to make an emergency landing in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Th...
LOS ANGELES - Billy Ray Cyrus is one very unhappy daddy as he cannot believe the dance number his daughter Miley performed at the recent Music Television Music Video Awards Show. The former country singer said that he felt so ashamed of his daught...
HOLLYWOOD - Vowing to try and follow the path of the straight and narrow, Miley Cyrus has has said that she will be parting with one of her most prized possessions; no not her pet flamingo Peggy, her 6-foot-tall bong. Miley purchased the astoundin...
SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was out on the Santa Monica Pier with her younger sister Noah Lindsey Cyrus. The former star of the Disney show Hannah Montana has had more than her share of ups and downs lately. Cyrus spoke to Vodka Vermicelli with iRu...
ENCINO - An unnamed source informed iRumors that he and his English teacher were parked out at the Encino Reservoir reviewing for an English test when they looked over and happened to see Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the next car. The unnamed...
BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus is still quite devastated at the fact that her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced. The ex-Hannah Montana star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is so upset she cannot stop ea...
BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce. Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years. Cyrus...
LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus appeared on The View and made it perfectly clear to Whoopi Goldberg that this time she and Liam (Hemsworth) are positively, absolutely, for sure finished. Cyrus smiled and used Taylor Swift's words as she promised Goldber...
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