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Funny story: Mel Gibson In E-mail To Jewish Community: "Crucify Me Already!"

Mel Gibson In E-mail To Jewish Community: "Crucify Me Already!"

(Hollywood--CA) Months after Mel Gibson's stream of consciousness courtesy of Jack Daniels anti-semitic monologue, TMZ.com, the site breaking the original, claims to have another scoop. It's an e-mail between Gibson and his publicist, Alan N...

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Funny story: Evil gene discovered!

Evil gene discovered!

London- For millenia now man has gazed upon the countless tiny acts of malice, the many varied crimes and atrocities committed, and has only been able to shake his head with a weary mystified resignation.

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Funny story: Tom Cruise admits, 'Mel Gibson felt my ass and rubbed Britney Spears' pussy'

Tom Cruise admits, 'Mel Gibson felt my ass and rubbed Britney Spears' pussy'

Actor, Tom Cruise, told reporters today that during filming of 'The Man of La Mancha', Australian superstar, Mel Gibson, felt his ass.

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Funny story: Mullets For Peace

Mullets For Peace

The world has made a unified decision regarding hair and how hair should be cut for equality throughout the world....the world leaders have made a law requiring that everyone should have a mullet haircut. The Law is entitled 'The Mullet Act'...

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Funny story: Nick Cage faces disappointment as Tom Cruise asks 'world's happiest penis' to play him in Hollywood Biopic

Nick Cage faces disappointment as Tom Cruise asks 'world's happiest penis' to play him in Hollywood Biopic

Tom Cruise named the actor who would play him in his new Hollywood biography last night as Albert Knob, winner of the 2007 'World's happiest penis' competition.

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Funny story: Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

It is a tradition as old as time to make New Year's Resolutions that will not last much past January. As in year's past, Hollywood's personalities, along with government officials, have released their resolutions for the new year: The Spoof has g...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Beatifies George Clooney In Answer To Mel Gibson?

Pope Benedict Beatifies George Clooney In Answer To Mel Gibson?

(Vatican City--Rome) Christmas miracle or an insult to Mel Gibson? First, it was St. George of England, who slew a dragon. Now, will it be St. George of Hollywood to the Catholic Church's rescue? Yes, if Pope Benedict XVI has his way. The Vatican...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

With the success of the current movie with a Mayan dialect 'Apocalypto' and the 2004 Aramaic language movie - 'Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has decided to direct an all out Klingon language movie without subtitles. Mel Gibson h...

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Funny story: Gibson's Apoplectico! bio-pic launch puzzle

Gibson's Apoplectico! bio-pic launch puzzle

Hollywood - (Associated Mess): Mel Gibson's latest movie Apoplectico! is to be released next week ahead of mixed reviews that question the value of launching a rehab-centred bio-pic that focuses on the psychobabble which detoxing celebrities have...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...

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Funny story: Gibson Recants Recantation

Gibson Recants Recantation

Hollywood - The ever-news-worthy Mel Gibson announced today by way of his manager, Guy Bouyette of the PR firm MakeItHappen, that he has had second thoughts about the recantation of his now-famous remarks.

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Funny story: Gibson Discovers His Inner Woman

Gibson Discovers His Inner Woman

Hollywood -- It seems that Mel Gibson is having a crisis of conscience. He has confessed to insiders (the two that haven't fled yet), who leaked to...well, me, what he was shocked -shocked!-to read in a 10th grade biology text -- ONE-HALF his gen...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson to Have Bris

Mel Gibson to Have Bris

(Hollyweird--AP) In a stunning public relations move, disgraced Hollyweird Hunk Mel Gibson has agreed to undergo a "Retro-active Bris" to attone for recent vitriolic, anti-Semitic remarks, made during his now infamous DUI arrest. "The remarks I m...

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Funny story: Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Mel gibson is no stranger to controversy. His "Passion of the Christ" titillated the sacred sensitivities of the S and M subcult of contemporary corporate Christianity's core. And they turned out in astonishing numbers. A squeamish libe...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Time Travel Goes Awry

Mel Gibson Time Travel Goes Awry

In yet another case of mankind developing technology that exceeds its collective wisdom to manage, Lethal Weapon star and emerging director Mel Gibson was today, accidentally, transported to 4 B.C. Gibson's "encounter" with Jesus (la...

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Funny story: Mother Theresa impregnates Actor Mel Gibson

Mother Theresa impregnates Actor Mel Gibson

The popular Calcutta nun who died in 1997 needed only one more miracle to be declared a saint and what a miracle! Six Months ago, She appeared to Actor Mel Gibson revealing to him, that God is so pleased with the actor's production of the movie &...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Shows No Mercy

Mel Gibson Shows No Mercy

Mel Gibson's father Hutton Gibson, after stating last week that he believed the Holocaust was "exaggerated" has gone one step farther. The sire of The Passion of Christ's producer now says that he believes World War II was exaggerated as well. " All...

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