30.000 Pilgrims were evacuated at Lourdes, France today after the Israeli secret service threatened to blow up the Madonna. Lourdes has been a thorn in the Israeli side for many years because fundamental Jews reject all forms of miracles invented...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - Madonna performed before a crowd of 11, at Bismarck's Motel 6 Half Dozen of The Other. She performed for 45 minutes in which she sang the updated versions of her songs "Material Grandmother," "Like A 51-Year-Old Virgin,"...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The sexy, gorgeous star of the sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara has stated that the former singer known as Madonna needs to stop her obsession with botox, collagen, and liposuction. Vergara, who is a native of Colombia, said...
Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...
It didn't take long to get a reaction from Simon Cowell after news broke that Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) is going to take Ellen Degeneres' and/or Kara DioGuardi's spot on American Idol next season. "I want back in," was Cowell's response. "I've been in lo...
Madison, New Jersey. Contrary to anything her fans may believe Madonna was 'called' by a higher order, and went to Her Holiness Monastery in the wee hours this morning. Supposedly with the purpose of becoming a nun. Singing 'Just like a virg...
Madonna's recent toy-boy is indeed named Jesus, Jesus Luz. He is a young model and has caught the eye of the singing, dancing, ,nymphomaniac, who refuses to grow up. Or, perhaps it is his NAME. Madonna's father IS a Minister and she is, perhaps, trying to get into her dad's good books, and I don't mean the Bible. It is far too late for that. Thinking about this relationship on a deeper...
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Justin Bieber performed at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium in Green Bay. After the concert he was asked about the rumors of a feud between him and 51-year-old has-been singer Madonna. Justin simply shook his head and said...
Ever since Lady Gaga hit the national scene a few years ago, she's been trying to invent herself. First copying punk and glam rock stars such as Iggy Pop and David Bowie and then megastars Cher and Madonna, she's never really been able to come into h...
BROOKLYN - The highly charged Madonna and Clay Aiken Feud appears to have ended. A spokesperson for Clay Aiken said that the 51-year-old uncivilized has-been Madonna kicked Clay in his "pubic" region. [EDITOR'S NOTE: Madonna actually kicked Aiken...
Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...
Madonna has been critisised world-wide for, after donating money to a Rwandan school, visiting it during a recent visit to the continent for charity, and asking the teacher showing her around "How much would one child be" as she pointed towards the p...
Madonna is spittin' chips over the Malawian Court sentence of a Gay couple to 14 years of hard labor after they were convicted on charges of gross indecency and unnatural acts. Madonna's head is blowing steam saying she is shocked and saddened by...
Hollywood, CA - Those madcap producers that brought you big screen versions of other cartoon characters, which aren't particularly sticking out in our minds right now, are at it again with a re-make of the movie, Popeye, originally starring Robin Wil...
LOS ANGELES - The gloves have come off and it is now a fight between the old and the new. Miley does not appreciate the fact that Madonna has stated that she is too young to be singing a song like "Can't Be Tamed." Madonna is 51, and Miley is 17.
DULUTH, Minnesota - Madonna had just finished performing to a sell-out crowd at The Frozen Fauna Auditorium (217 seats) in downtown Duluth when she was asked about the new Miley Cyrus song "Can't Be Tamed." Madonna, whose real name is Louise Cicco...
JACKSON, Mississippi - The governor of Mississippi Haley "Bubba" Barbour has issued a state proclamation stating that the brand new Miley Cyrus CD "Can't Be Tamed" cannot be displayed in any state record store without a blue dot covering Miss Cyrus'...
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