Madonna's recent toy-boy is indeed named Jesus, Jesus Luz.
He is a young model and has caught the eye of the singing, dancing, ,nymphomaniac, who refuses to grow up.
Or, perhaps it is his NAME. Madonna's father IS a Minister and she is, perhaps, trying to get into her dad's good books, and I don't mean the Bible. It is far too late for that.
Thinking about this relationship on a deeper level Madonna dating Jesus, let's just hope (and Christians pray) that they do not consumate their relationship because that would definitely smack of incest in a bibilical way.
Perhaps that is Madonna's perverted intention, NOT to please her father, but, to 'shove' it all in his face.
Knowing Madonna - the dirty deed will already have been carried out.
Do any readers think Madonna goes to confession? If she DOES, I think she'd have to 'book' the priest for a week, each visit and put a hellova lot of cash in the collection plate. Then, and only then, after her huge cash donation, will her many sins be forgiven. Sounds like a plan to me!