Madonna dating Jesus (Luz)

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Madonna's recent toy-boy is indeed named Jesus, Jesus Luz.
He is a young model and has caught the eye of the singing, dancing, ,nymphomaniac, who refuses to grow up.

Or, perhaps it is his NAME. Madonna's father IS a Minister and she is, perhaps, trying to get into her dad's good books, and I don't mean the Bible. It is far too late for that.

Thinking about this relationship on a deeper level Madonna dating Jesus, let's just hope (and Christians pray) that they do not consumate their relationship because that would definitely smack of incest in a bibilical way.

Perhaps that is Madonna's perverted intention, NOT to please her father, but, to 'shove' it all in his face.

Knowing Madonna - the dirty deed will already have been carried out.

Do any readers think Madonna goes to confession? If she DOES, I think she'd have to 'book' the priest for a week, each visit and put a hellova lot of cash in the collection plate. Then, and only then, after her huge cash donation, will her many sins be forgiven. Sounds like a plan to me!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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