The Madonna - Clay Aiken Feud Finally Ends After Madonna Kicks Him In His "Pubic" Region

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Madonna showing one of her ugly looking 'bingo wings.'

BROOKLYN - The highly charged Madonna and Clay Aiken Feud appears to have ended. A spokesperson for Clay Aiken said that the 51-year-old uncivilized has-been Madonna kicked Clay in his "pubic" region.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Madonna actually kicked Aiken in his family jewels but since he is very shy he did not want the words balls, onions, cojones, or cascarones mentioned.]

The year old feud apparently started when Madonna criticized Aiken for waiting five years before finally admitting that he was a fagarino.

Aiken responded by saying that it was none of Madonna's business and that she should worry about her 'bingo winged' arms, her leathery looking face, and her sagging butterbags which are now pretty much even with her belly button.

Madonna said that Clay boy is just mad because she has a bigger bulge in her crotch region than he does. Aiken agreed and said that La Madonna also has more hair on her upper lip than he does.

Needless to say the two bumble bees will not be sending each other any Christmas cards.

In other news. Poland says that they will not be invading Panama as they have been planning to do since March. There was no reason given for the decision.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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