Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...
Scientists testing French frogs and tadpoles have found that pollution is having a strange effect over the frogs. 'They are becoming intersexed' said Prof Bromide from the Sorebum 'there is a real mix up and no one knows who the men or women are.
France is in turmoil after allegations were published in the national newspaper Le Monde that a man had been photographed wiping his behind on the French flag. Justice officials have called this form of behaviour "totally unacceptable" and have la...
In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...
KARACHI, Pakistan - Osama Bin Laden speaking at radio station WPAK in Karachi has issued a stern warning to French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. The 6 foot 6 inch tall Bin Laden stated that he is sick and tired of get...
Nicolas Sarkozy's verbal "slip" when he referred to Alsace as Germany is evidence of the real thinking among France's political elite, says an expert on European politics and history. Addressing a group of farmers he said he wasn't stressing the i...
It's true, President Barack Obama doesn't want to be friends with the British anymore. It's like being back at Primary School. He now likes France and the French people better. He is very fickle. American people ought to be concerned if President Obama changes friends as often as he changes his socks. Perhaps when he eats some 'bad' escargots or drinks some 'bad' French wine, he'll go of...
First it was fishes, then it was birds, now it's poodles. Thousands of standard poodles are dropping like flies in France. While miniature, tea cup, toy and other varieties of poodles seem to be thriving in France and other parts of the world, the st...
New Age likes to assimilate the most diverse prophecies. Those associated with the Mayan calendar are no exception. According to it, something should occur around 2012 (some have set the date to December 21, 2012). Most proponents of this prophecy se...
Pic de Bugarach - (Lemuria Courier): The alien astral projection facility hidden deep inside the rocky Pyrennean outcrop was first unearthed by the Nazis during World War II. This week the area was reported to be teeming with thousands of New Age...
Popular beat combo, Kings of Leon have been asked to change their name to just Leon after it has been revealed that the French city does not have one royal person, never mind four separate kings. "It is an atrocity that these Followill brothers ar...
Citing 'humanitarian compassion' conjoined coalition co-captain Nick Clegg granted a pass to Wikileaks in hiding founder Julian Assange arranging extradition to Libya due to Assange's declaration he only had 'weeks to live!" Clegg took the extraor...
French tea leaf Pierre Le Guennec is in more trouble after police found a stash of TV artist Tony Hart's early sketches. In a dawn raid today, French police stormed the former alarm peddlers gaff after an anonymous tip off. Some of the pictures are...
Still scrutinizing more than 270 supposedly unreleased works from Pablo Picasso, French authorities and the Picasso Estate now have their doubts as to the authenticity of the recently found cache despite claims from a Paris electrician that the works...
A French duck farmer, Messieur Royeur, was caught feeding his ducks with cannabis because they all had worms. He maintained that the cannabis was the best cure for his ducks from the worms and normal worm-killing remedies just didn't work. He h...
The French public have been taken by surprise following the announcement that Carla Bruni has been commissioned to write a new national anthem. A recent poll revealed that most French were quite happy with The Marseillaise (The jolly one that goes...
Details of the French national teams infamous 'Code Of Conduct' have been revealed for the first time. The code was introduced after the teams appalling display in South Africa at the World Cup this year. After the team fell apart, and discipline...
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