A schism is developing in the beer world - about the image of real ale lovers. In-fighting within long-time protector of Britain's real ale traditions, the Campaign for Real Ale (CamRa) threatens to break out into war, with the creation of a rival...
Another Friday the 13th came and went without incident. It's as if the Universe doesn't take itself seriously anymore. Mars can run retrograde and Saturn can be humping Venus (relatively speaking of course) and still life goes on without so much as a blip. Until now. Quietly staying behind in the shadows was the bad news of the century waiting its turn to slap the face of every serious beer guz...
LONDON: The Con-Lib Dem coalition government denied that it was proposing to scrap the 'free-milk' for school kids. PM Cameron's office said it planned to continue giving free milk each school day to children under the age of 5. Mr.Cameron's spoke...
Working as a resident alien from England and growing in popularity as a Boston brew master, Alistair McCockle has hit the U.S. beer market by storm with a low calorie and highly flavorful Ale recipe he claims he invented himself. Struggling to kee...
Beer is so good for you it ought to be compulsory, claims an independent study published by a beer institute. Beer drinkers are celebrating with a pint of their favourite tipple as an independent report has shown that beer is one of the healthiest...
In the Newport Richey area of Pasco County, Florida, a man kept calling 911 and reporting that his mother had taken away his beer and his clothes so he couldn't go after any more. Explaining later, after several cups of strong coffee, Daryl Neighb...
When a truck load of beer ends up on the roadside you'd kind of forgive those with a thirst for the sweet nectar of the God's. This actually happened, so my respects to the families involved in this odd tragedy. Now from what I have found out f...
Oakland, CA. Saveway Corp., the third largest US grocery chain, announced today that they are adding beer taps along side the bulk containers of granola, mixed nuts, and gummy bears. Self serve taps, seen in pubs and taverns everywhere, will dispen...
The Dolgoprudny power drinking team set a new world record today at the Moscow Victory Day Games. The team, led by the legendary Ivan Drunkovitch, managed to down five litres of vodka and twenty litres of beer between them in one hour. Drunkovich...
Russell "Buddy" Jenkins hoisted himself out of his lawn chair to dig for another beer but all he found was some partially melted ice and a few empties. "I knew we were drinkin at a good pace, but I was shocked to find out that we finished off a 30...
Danish newspaper Politiken has apologised to the "Great One" for publishing cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammed as a suicide bomber. Printing the cartoons set off world-wide protests against the Danish and threats of a Jihad. The cartoonist...
THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY (EPA) said today that it will modify its complete ban on beer that was formally proposed on Monday. The EPA now says that beer will only be banned at "outdoor events, where deadly CO2 gases would be released direc...
Having recently declared that carbon dioxide poses a threat to human health and welfare, the Environmental Protection Agency took its first regulatory action today to limit CO2 emissions by outlawing carbonated beer. "We understand that this may not...
MIAMI - Well it looks like the Burger vs. Pizza Wars are once again fixing to get heated up. Burger House, a hamburger franchise which is based in Waterloo, Iowa, has just announced that they have worked out a deal with The Rocky Mountain Brewski...
Figures released today by the Brewer's Federation caused alarm bells to ring in most UK and several European breweries, as beer consumption dropped to its lowest level in over 50 years. Some brewers blamed industrial action at the Anheuser-Busch I...
Friends of my son Kevin and he went out for the evening recently. They had a designated driver, were safe and had a lot of fun together. One of them, reported the next day on FaceBook exactly how much he drank. He claimed six 32 ounce and three 24 ounce beers. I got to thinking... By my calculations, (6x32) + (3x24) = 264 fluid ounces. There are 128 fluid ounces to a gallon = 2.0625 gallons...
Psychologists had predicted a drop in the number of incidents of spousal abuse following news that stocks of Strong Belgian beer were becoming scarce. The beer is being held up by strike action, and the problem has been exacerbated in the UK due to...
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