Danish newspaper Politiken has apologised to the "Great One" for publishing cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammed as a suicide bomber.
Printing the cartoons set off world-wide protests against the Danish and threats of a Jihad.
The cartoonist responsible, Kurt Westergaard, has since gone underground, converted to Buddhism and hopes to be reincarnated as Jesus.
As for the newspaper, they have offered "the Great One" a life long supply of Danish finest, which he gladly accepted, a visit to Legoland for all of the family and Muhammed.
The "Great One" decided to forgive the Danish for their immoral sins and turned his attention to Kabul, ordering his Martyrs to bomb the shit out of the place.
The Lager is winging it's way towards Mecca just in time for the next time the "Great One" visits the planet for a good ol Piss up Danish style, SKOL!
