Having had much success with the iPod, iPhone and more recently the iPad, the technology to money firm has introduced the latest gadget in its iWant range of otherwise live-without gadgets. The new iRon is a speciality domestic unit produced for w...
Rumor is that the new addition will be called the BlackPad and will arrive in November. It'll be a tablet computer to compete with the Apple iPad and will be offered for sale by Research In Motion (the company that also sells the BlackBerry). iPa...
In a move that stunned Christians and non-Christians alike, Apple, Inc. has filed a lawsuit against God, claiming that real apples look too much like Apple, Inc.'s logo. "We own the worldwide-rights to Apple, pure and simple," said bile-averse App...
EAST CHINA, MICHIGAN - Don't look now, but do, by all means, hold onto whatever you still can. Because based on the first substantial wave of studies attempting to determine what sort of possible long-term package deal effects might be coming our way, due to the quick ascension of Apple's almighty tablet computer toy, the iPad, any outside-the-box multi-tasking days we were led to believe were ou...
Cupertino CA: Steve Jobs, Apples' CEO, announced the next technological breakthrough called the Ear-Phone would follow the successful introduction of the ipod, ipad and iphone. The Ear-Phone is a response to various state governments banning the...
In a surprise new product announcement Apple has launched their latest innovation and it's phenomenal. The IPaper looks like a newspaper, feels like one, folds like one, it is a newspaper. Made with a new plastic product that combines technol...
With the release of their new devices, the iRaq multiple computer system and the iRan, the GPS enabled iTunes player for joggers, the Middle East is up in arms, and have issued a fatwa on the computing giants. "We feel Apple are taking the piss ou...
Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, released an official statement today, confirming the release of iBarbie, Apple's newest product. It will 'hopefully make Mattel look like they make good products again' and 'will not poison children with lead inhalation dangers...
Saturday's opening of an Apple store in Shanghai did not go exactly as planned. A dozen iPads did not do their company proud. On their arrival on Thursday, they kept on ordering Chinese takeout and ate much more than they should have. Then, o...
Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two,...
MASTER of the Universe, Steve Jobs, last night launched a new invisible version of his firm's best-selling iPhone. The new offering from Apple bristles with features that only really cool, brainy people are able to use and which has been made so s...
Apple Head Organ Recipient, Steve Jobs, says that he'll be suing Nickelodeon and the Cast and crew of the Nick show "iCarly", stating that he's owned the "iCarly" name since be bought Carly Simon's soul in 1978. "Carly wanted to get an ad endorsem...
After approximately 4,500 years, God has again allowed humans to hear His voice, when he spoke today to "Anderson Cooper 360" regarding Verizon's upcoming Motorola Droid X, and how He has decided that it will make the iPhone 4 irrelevant. "The Dro...
hacksugar beware: Executive dickbags of Apple have strongly stated that iPod and iPad owners are essentially just licensing their operating system, so it is illegal to jailbreak it. "We don't even understand why someone would want to do such a thi...
Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...
The new iPhone 4 just released this week has had numerous complaints from customers about the poor reception the phone has, and some hardware problems, including a lefthanded person's inability to use it, the fact that if held by its metal edges ther...
A mere forty-eight hours after the release of the iPhone 4, Apple have announced that they are taking what they've learned from the iPhone and applying it to the iPad, which will be released on Monday. Industry analysts have been caught on the bac...
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