Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Apple like to call themselves "Warm, knitted and reliable. Like a nice cosy sweater"

Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, released an official statement today, confirming the release of iBarbie, Apple's newest product. It will 'hopefully make Mattel look like they make good products again' and 'will not poison children with lead inhalation dangers'.

The iBarbie will feature iBoob, where you can 'change iBarbie's boobs on three levels', Chipshop, 'where you make Barbie gain weight' and there is always the iAnorexics, Homeless and iCallgirl apps to keep consumers entertained.

A spokesman stated: "We are happy to be working on something with Apple. We have the best products. Do you like my hair gel?"

There are rumors that Mattel and Apple are looking at a future release, iScene, if iBarbie goes well and there are no lawsuits or under 800 cases of explosion.

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