As Al Gore was preparing to board a commercial fight from Memphis to Washington, DC yesterday a reporter caught up with him to ask about his reaction to Sarah Palin saying she would debate him on climate change but would speak in tongues. Accordi...
Bermuda Triangle- Al Gore today released a press statement pointing the cause of global warming to an overlooked culprit. "Today the scientific community has rallied together to to try and save humanity in this our final hour." said Mr.Gore…
'Our perspective on the world's climate has been consistently ignored by the AGW (anthropogenic global warming) climate consensus', says Jill Morgenstern, the CEO of the 'Our Planet Has A Fever Project' (OPHAFP). 'All these people are running arou...
Copenhagen - (Rooters) Fighting to be heard over chants of "Al Gore, shut your mouth!" and "Save our planet, gag Al Gore!" Dr. Johannes Finklestein, head of the UN Climate Summit finally released the truth about global warming. Dr. Finklestein, a fin...
DENMARK - WRITHERS AGENCY - Danish officials have announced a 'crash campaign' to completely evacuate the city of Copenhagen, when flesh-eating zombies invading the city proved too much for riot police. 'Downtown Copenhagen is Hell on Earth', said...
Sarah Palin has announced after days of excuses and complaints that she would not be treated fairly in a debate with Al Gore has decided that she would, indeed, debate him on climate change. Said Palin, "I know what their plans are and that is to...
Checking in at a whopping 280 pounds, former Vice President and present Earth Saver, Al Gore, has left the "Save The Whales" organization to begin a new venture called "Join The Whales". "I've got a glandular condition anyway so it doesn't matter...
SAN FRANCISCO- The Environmental Activism and Nobel Peace Prize winner of 2004, Al Gore, announced Wednesday that the global warming has been linked to the farts and burps of most bovine animals. "Most people lack an understanding of the power al...
FLASH - Al Gore, the subject of the Oscar-winning "An Inconvenient Truth" and Nobel Peace Prize winner for his advocacy of averting climate change, stunned over 16,000 attendees at the UN gathering on climate-change here in Copenhagen today.
(Defecated News) We love to hate them, but some turn it into an art form. Saying one thing, but doing the total opposite, and normally fucking innocent people over in the process. Here's my TOP 5 HYPOCRITICAL BASTARDS list: 5) BONO - jets around in big planes, but complains about governments doing the same. Twat. 4) ISLAM - Literally means 'religion of peace' - yeah, right! 3) DIAN...
In response to the sheer madness, fraud and deceit with climate-gate Mother Earth finally lost it. She put pen to paper addressing her note to Al Gore and IPPC (International Panel of Corrupt Climate-Gaters). "Dear Fuck Wits" wrote Mother Earth in a frank and honest diatribe. "I'm trying to fucking cool down! Yet, you fuck wits are starving me of my night air in trying to rob me of what lit...
ROSWELL, NM - Ancient legends portray Atlantis as a continent with an advanced civilization with wonders and technology that surpass the wildest imagination of the 20th century. The mysteries of Atlantis are often associated with mysteries such as th...
ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction. Y...
For years, scientist warned of the effects of increased GHG (Greenhouse Guff) on the climate of the planet. Increased temperature caused by melted ozone layers would kill us all and spell doom. Then they realised that some places were getting cold...
The possible "joining together" of Octomom, Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin has brought down the wrath of "Save The Earth" Al Gore. "What kind of message are we sending today's teens who watch these people and their shows?", asked the former Vice...
Borfes magazine confirmed what Obamamanians have been whispering for months; Al Gore will soon hold the title of the World's First Carbon Billionaire! The 380 pound former Vice President, self proclaimed founder of the Internet, the Billy Mays of...
Al Gore, described as 'a Mountain of a Man' in Global Warming Circles, pronounced today that if the world is to be saved from itself, there is no place on earth for Pets, and their carbon emissions! The announcement would have raised alarms and P...
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