(Defecated News) We love to hate them, but some turn it into an art form. Saying one thing, but doing the total opposite, and normally fucking innocent people over in the process.
Here's my TOP 5 HYPOCRITICAL BASTARDS list:
5) BONO - jets around in big planes, but complains about governments doing the same. Twat.
4) ISLAM - Literally means 'religion of peace' - yeah, right!
3) DIANE ABBOT (MP) - Member of the Socialist Campaign Group who sent her kids to private school. Cunt.
2) CATHOLIC PRIESTS - preach loving fellow man.....but they mean 7 year old boys. Cunts.
1) AL GORE - big cars, big house, made $1bn so far from green business rights. Total cunt!