Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in the terrorism community for it's effect of scaring...
Bangor, ME - The Red Cross and Gaia Fertiliy Clinic have launched a donation competition to try and fill shortages in both banks of medical fluids. The blood bank and sperm bank are trying to beat each gallon for gallon in donation for the month of J...
Fayetteville, AK - University of Arkansas sophomore Humphrey Bailey left his Facebook open on his computer in his frat house bedroom for nearly three hours yesterday without vandalism or interference from his fraternity brothers. Bailey, an Alpha Gam...
Kabul, Afghanistan - US Military Forces have announced a new phase of the surge strategy in Afghanistan, code named "Send in the Clowns". Under this strategy the US will send the 32nd Clown Expeditionary Force into the country to win the hearts of Af...
Indianapolis, Indiana- The NCAA is facing criticism from college sports fans that foreign student athletes are coming to American college's primarily to get an education they couldn't afford otherwise. A recent NCAA survey found that most foreign stu...
Polokane, Souh Africa - In border regions near Zimbabwe a flood of refugees has created social tension and violence that shows that not everyone got the message behind the film District 9. The New York Times reports of murders and vigilante actio...
Baghdad- Team Blackwater, a group of independent contractors, found a cheat code in their legal game Operation Iraqi Freedom. The professional first person shooters were the first to find the loophole, left by the designers when it was released in 20...
Hawaii - The news that came out, upon the news wires reported word of Rush Limbaugh, word that was most dire Rush Limbaugh the radio jockey whiles on his holiday rest, Was admitted to the hospital with pains of the chest Verbose and Grinchy on his daily radio show But he held unhealthy secrets that most didn't know It wasn't a lack of brain that made him a thug nor was his secret additio...
Lubbock, Texas- Sci-fi/fantasy writer Melvin Zetterhorn has found himself under attack from some of his fans. Zetterhorn, a mediocre writer who nonetheless has a sizable following, has discovered his fans have been writing fan fiction based on his wo...
Washington, D.C. - History has repeated itself as the failed terror attack in Detroit has shown eerie similarities to the security failures leading up to 9/11. Like the Phoenix e-mail memo warning of the 9/11 terrorists flight training was ignored,...
LouArkanissippi- WKKK Channel 15, a local Fox affiliate in this sleepy Southern region of the United States, has decided to make a change to it's decade long Christmas "Lights of LouArkanissippi" contest and keep it going on all year. Station manager...
Mobile, AL - In this Gulf Coast city in the deep south, one thing you may notice is the many abandoned and foreclosed homes. The recession has hit hard here, and this region may be suffering the most from the housing bust. Now the South has seen...
Hollywood, CA - Angelina Jolie, actress and wife to Brad Pitt, told Das Neue magazine that she doesn't believe in monogamy and that she and Brad Pitt live in an open marriage. "I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship... Ne...
Undisclosed location, USA - Leon Panetta, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, has set up a special group of crack agents to figure out what he's getting from his wife for Christmas. Panetta, whose package weighs approximately six and a h...
Bristol, CT- Rusty Razor Press, a small publisher of music magazines and cult fiction, has announced a new marketing strategy to boost sales among their core audience. Rusty Razor Press will start printing negative reviews received from readers of ad...
Portland, Oregon- At the fiftieth annual Cir-Conference of Frisbeetarism the members of this obscure religion were in fierce debate on green energy. Coming on the heels of the Copenhagen Conference, these religious people had a quite different view...
Lansing, MI - Michigan's unemployment rate currently sits at 14.7%, the highest in the nation. That is lowered than the 15.3% in October. Governor Jennifer Granholm touted the drop and pinned it on the state's growing labor export sector. "While s...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
