Touting the wonders of nature and the environment while avoiding any mention of global warming, a puff piece on clouds featured on the front page of the Miami Daily Record succeeded on mutiple levels. "It went into how clouds look so fluffy and ma...
WASHINGTON, DC - Today, the EPA classified clouds as "pollutants" under section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. The declaration came after a new study was released, indicating that clouds are playing a larger role in melting the Greenland Ice Sheet t...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late last week, In a radical move to assist the Western U.S. in drought alleviation, the federal government issued solicitation for bids for attracting rain and snow clouds. Keenan Rodriguez, a spokesman for the National Oceanic...
TOPEKA, Kansas - The governor of Kansas acting on the demands of the citizens of the state has issued a Governor's Proclamation which will allow him to install gigantic fans on the Kansas-Colorado border. Governor Sam Brownback stated that he has...
SANTA FE, New Mexico - State officials in New Mexico have gone on record as saying that they are demanding that the state of Colorado do something about all of the marijuana smoke that is floating down from their state into New Mexico. Salvador Ci...
FORT COLLINS, Colorado - Hundreds of residents of the northern Colorado town of Fort Collins have expressed concern over the gigantic pot clouds that has been hovering over the city for the past three days. A spokesman for the mayor stated that he...
A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.
Saudi Arabia - A huge women's underwear cloud formation has appeared in skies above Makkah, Saudi Arabia sparking frantic paranoia about witchcraft and ectoplasm after locals claimed the apparition had spooked some of the Sheikh's elderly camels.
Residents of Ventnor were alarmed this week as a cloud approached the island from the English channel. "Normally," said Tom O'Row, a teenager who has lived in Ventnor all of his eleven years of life, "we either have wall to wall blue sky, or floor...
New York - The iconic Downtown delicatessen's latest treat was released today in tandem with the eatery's 'Crowbar' installer. This loads up the server with juicy condiments 'such as the spicy Crowbar sauce'(sic) the deli's CEO announced this morn...
KEFLAVIK, Iceland - New reporters from all over the world are thrilled beyond words that the latest volcano to erupt out of Iceland at least has a name that most people will be able to pronounce. Grimsvotn has been hurling lava ash and tons of vol...
A huge dense ash cloud is heading for the UK. The cloud is on its way from Iceland where volcanoes continue to erupt. People are asked to keep all children and pets indoors until given the 'all clear'. They are also being advised to bring in all...
In an embarrassing statement to a parliamentary sub committee this afternoon, RAF chief Sir Rostron Riddle-Me-Ree told ministers that last week, aliens probably had been hovering over London for half an hour, in giant spacecraft shaped like a cloud,...
Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...
Top UK scientist Professor Hugh Jarse revealed this week that the UK wide ban on smoking inside buildings had caused an abundance of cloud formations. "A six month study of the skies above the city of London offices has shown 20% more cloud covera...
A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.
Al Gore says that clouds are growing more important in scientific studies of global warming. Speaking at a conference last week, Gore discussed reports from several scientific journals on the varying roles played by...
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