Using science to forward a MAGA agenda … that’s why there is speculation that monkeys and apes will soon be given the right to vote in 2024. Usually Republicans are Christians so they hate that we all used to be monkeys, but when it suits their p…
Elon Musk doesn’t want to buy Twitter anymore. He won’t give the true reason, but a Tesla insider rat who likes to squeal on his boss says, “He don’t like when people make fun of him. That’s why he fired so many of his employees who told him to f…
Jane Goodall, the primatologist celebrated for her meticulous studies of chimps in the wild has stated that she wants people to know before something could happen to her. "I know what happened to the leading male scientists and best brains of the...
The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists! The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'. It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...
The Bonobo "Whoopee" Apes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo are becoming extinct even though they have sex every few minutes, even while they're eating. "It is an amazing fact", stated Penelope Swinger of one Bonobo Sanctuary in the central...
TALLAHASSEE -- The Florida State Legislature on Friday granted the newly recognized Swamp Ape corporate tribe the lucrative I-75 "Alligator Alley" concessions contract, but the Seminole Tribe will be retained to provide labor. The Seminoles salva...
In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...
London, England. In breaking news scientists have discovered a colony of apes in a remote region of Zimbabwe, not previously sighted by human life. The apes were decidedly cleverer than any other ape species and proved to be very adaptive to thei...
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