A meeting in a small firm lasted three hours, the longest meeting of the year, but also the shortest one in its history, due to the lack of Sue from Accounts. Bunty McClintock, who works in reception said ‘It was the first meeting of 2022, and sur…
WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...
BOSTON - One of the oldest organizations in the greater Boston area has just announced that they are cancelling their next monthly meeting. The vice-president of The East Coast Tantrum Throwing Society Tilford P. Pristbottle stated that the commit...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba. The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which intere...
Dozens of sheep have staged a protest in central Cardiff to protest against the "meat market" of the pornography industry, as adult entertainment executives attended a National Sheep shagging summit in Llandudno. Dressed as butchers and smeared with...
FERMANAGH, Ireland - The 39th edition of The G8 Summit Meeting was recently held in the beautiful country of Ireland, the land where Irish Spring Soap was born. According to The Irish Eyes News Agency some of the major topics that were discussed b...
Office workers who work at a large corporation, or even minglers at a party will be overjoyed at the latest offering from MyWay Software, iContact. This latest applelet utilises the camera in the iPhone and facial recognition software to work out...
MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias. Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square. Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pi...
For the first time ever a website has been given access to the AGM minutes of one of the oldest organisations in London.....the Cockney Rhyming Slang Club..... "John Taylor, the sitting Fun of The Fair, opened the Ronan Keating by thanking every Great North Run for making the Harry Lime to Richard Lumb. Loud Hailer advised that 2009/10 had been one of the most successful Blackpool Piers in t...
William Nonamici won this year's MTV Meet and Greet competition, having entered on a whim. His choice of celebrity was Kylie Minogue. "She was very nice," Nonamici said afterwards. "I chose Kylie because she's had a hard few years. What with her b...
Washington - Today The White House disclosed that it had hosted a secret mountain top summit of world leaders to deal with the burgeoning crisis "crisis". Among those attending were Beatles Guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, President Putin of Russia, Chav...
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The Gods in Heaven felt it had gone on too long, the different religions on earth believing their god to be the only true 'God', so they all decided to thrash it out at a meeting, to at last find out who really was the one and only true God.
Sky News has reported that apparently Osama Bin Laden has been trying to arrange a Tete-a-Tete with Dubya in Geneva next month as the Al Qaeda Leader is in Switzerland having a meeting with his Bank Manager.
On the other hand, no sooner the meeting was over, the NCOs and men, through grapevine, discovered good and bad news about 345. Good news was no grounding needed. Bad news, Rufus's letter to Army Veterinary Dept. However, they knew 345's days were numbered, so everybody tried to contribute to his cause. First thing they did was doubling 345's barley and dried alfalfa. Grooming was car...
Battalion commander, Col. McCoy, was sitting at the head of the long table, his staff and unit commanders flanking him. McCoy opened the meeting by saying: Gentlemen, we have gathered here to formally ascertain the real cause of last night's trouble and to take necessary measures to prevent any further recurrence. Shortly, I shall be briefing regiment commander and probably he, Div. Co. Gen.;...
Rock Hudson (1925-1985), the immaculate good looking movie star and Pat Tillman, (1976-2004), the football star, were both sitting on the bank of Mississippi river, watching the debris in the river when Rock tossed a pebble down the river. Then Pat picked up an egg-shaped pebble and threw it in the air in the same direction. The pebble landed in the center of the ripples. Now, Rock, addressing Pat...
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