Written by Adam Click

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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The Mount Washington Observatory was the site of crisis "crisis" talks.

Washington - Today The White House disclosed that it had hosted a secret mountain top summit of world leaders to deal with the burgeoning crisis "crisis". Among those attending were Beatles Guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, President Putin of Russia, Chavez of venezula, Raul Castro of Cuba and President Barrack Obama.

Chief concern among the attendees was a impending convergence of past, present and future crisises.

President Obama had hinted of just such a summit meeting during the keynote address of the annual meeting of the National Society for Crisis Management.

"We come together at this moment of national crisis to expand on the idea that our various crisises are on the verge of merging into one giant crisis "crisis". If we do not address the crisis "crisis" soon, it could well become a mega crisis "crisis". We must do everything in our power to avert a mega crisis "crisis", and do it soon!"

The summit was held at the observatory at Mount Washington in the White mountains of New Hampshire. As secret and desolate a place as could be found in the interest of secrecy. When asked about the summit after the fact, Mr. Obama was qouted as saying, "I have been to the mountain top and...damn, it's cold up there!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Politics, Meeting, crisis

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