Sky News has reported that apparently Osama Bin Laden has been trying to arrange a Tete-a-Tete with Dubya in Geneva next month as the Al Qaeda Leader is in Switzerland having a meeting with his Bank Manager.
Bin Laden recently appeared on Al Jazeera Television taunting Bush that the entire United States Armed Forces would never ever find him, let alone take him dead or alive.
Bin Laden told the Al Jajeera Presenter that the "US Air Force could bomb the shit out of the mountains on the Pakistan-Afghanistan Border and achieve absolutely nothing."
He went on to say "you will never ever find me as I am able to disappear for years without trace and then suddenly re-appear and torment you."
"Since Ryanair have been flying between Kabul and Bali I am to able to relax in the sun while I hatch my next big plan."
Taunting Bush further, Bin Laden said "With my very clever disguise I can turn up anywhere in the World, so next time will it be Madrid or Rome or Paris or London or to take the piss completely what about New York."
An Al Qaeda Spokesman added that "Mr Bin Laden is prepared to offer Mr Bush World Peace over a game of golf at the beautiful Crans-Sur-Sierra Course in the Swiss Alps."
Mr Bush appearing on CBS Television last night said "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Rumours leaking out of the White House claim that Bush sees this is an opportunity for him to be recognised as a great leader and statesman for which he will probably receive the Nobel Peace Prize.