Ind - Scientists responding to complaints from Indiana residents have been conducting extended tests to verify complaints that watched water does take longer to reach a boiling point in Indiana. "It is the fault of conservatism," said an IU offic...
Michael Jackson's boyhood home. Gary, Indiana. Aside from the King of Pop, this metropolis didn't offer much. It was a pit. All that was left of this once booming steel town was boarded-up buildings, a few liquor stores that resembled jails with all of the metal bars protecting the premises, a minor league baseball team with a brand new baseball park (the "Railcats") and various river boat cas...
The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...
Governor Pence and Indiana's state legislature clarified today the poorly worded Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) that was signed into law last week. According to their clarification, the intent of the law is to enable business owners to prot...
INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - A group of Archaeologists affiliated with Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis have come across an astounding archaeological find. The group leader Dr. Larson Tuckteen has informed the news media that they have come...
MIAMI - The Miami Heat presently have a 19-6 record but super star LeBron James is not happy at the fact that they trail the Eastern Conference leaders the Indiana Pacers who have a 20-5 record. James said that the world champion Heat should not b...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Indiana Pacers continued on their frantic pace as they defeated the visiting Charlotte Bobcats 99-94. The Pacers now possess the best record in the NBA with a record of 20-3 for an amazing winning percentage of .870. The team...
Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
INDIANA - Roy Hibbert stated that he does not care about the $75,000 fine since he makes $13.6 million a year. The 7-foot-2-inch tall center for the Indiana Pacers made his out-of-line comment during a post-game interview with the sports media.
MIAMI - The Miami Heat took game one in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals as they edged out the Indiana Pacers 103-102 in overtime. Charles Barkley said he was at the game but he was dressed incognito. A fan who spotted Charles, known as "The Fat...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently had a talk with her baby daddy-to-be Kanye West regarding a sports proposition. Kim, who according to West is beginning to look like a human volcano, wants to experience the thrill of owning a sports team.
INDIANAPOLIS - The word on the streets of Indianapolis is that the annual Indianapolis 500 Race could be moving out of Indiana. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that an inside unnamed source who did not want her name revealed stated tha...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Hoosier State has gone on record as being the first state in the nation that will be banning all television reality shows. State Senator Cicely G. Flexbi, 64, of South Bend, informed the news media that her and fellow Senator Ma...
MUNCIE, Indiana - In an unbelievable turn of events, Clover Q. Chitterling of Muncie took his 187-pound Great Dane Mr. Bruiser to get neutered. And what occurred afterward was simply astounding. Mr. Chitterling, who is an unemployed private invest...
INDIANAPOLIS - NBA Commissioner David Stern has stated that NBA players are going to learn to show up to post game media room interviews dressed respectably or else they will be hit hard in the pocketbook. The latest professional basketball player...
David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is. David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson. He then adde...
Indians have infultrated Indiana in one of the largest infestations known in iniquity. Incredible to believe, inhabitations of Indians have invaded the US state of Indiana in insane proportions. These Indians are injurious to Indiana folk who...
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