Television's flattest headed peddler of crap, Simon Cowell, is in advanced talks with the Queen in an attempt to convince her to be a judge on his new regality show, 'The HRH Factor'. Her majesty actually came up with the idea and pitched it to Co...
In a break with tradition, and common sense, organisers of the Cannes International Film Festival have decided to up sticks and move to the once sleepy village of Little Divot. Festival president, Gilles Jacob-Cremecraquer, made the decision after...
English thespian Colin Firth is nailed on to win an Oscar for his sensitive portrayal of Colonel Gaddafi. The film, Gaddafi With The Golden Gun, based on the novel by Ian Phlegm, has won rave reviews from critics, even though it has not yet been...
Moody star and Chiswick resident Colin Firth has done it again. Only recently, Chiswick folk were angered at Firth's failure to buy a round, and his claim to feel "rootless" in the leafy West London town. Now grumpy Colin has upset the locals agai...
Colin Firth, the actor who played King George in the film The King's Speech, has been lambasted by the press at the Oscars. "He stood up there," said one newshound, "all prim and proper, orating in his posh English accent. There was not one stutt...
HOLLYWOOD - English actor Colin Firth and his Italian-born wife Livia Giuggioli had been wondering what to get Prince William and Kate Middleton as a wedding gift. Well at about 8:30 p.m. (Pacific Standard Time) on Sunday, February 27, at The 83r...
It was all good a couple of hours ago for Brit actor Colin Firth, as he collected the Oscar for Best Actor in The King's Speech and went on to a proper Hollywood knees up with Billy Crystal and a holographic projection of the late and greatly lamente...
Los Angeles - The facial resemblance is staggering a celebwatch site commented today. And both squinty-eyed clairvoyant critters are vying for Sixth Sense glory about their Oscars Night hunches. Italian movie producer Livia Giuggioli Firth's or...
Los Angeles - Over-hyped Britflick twaddle The King's Peach has some bookies milking the punters with dead cert win odds of 1/66 on Firth's Best Actor gong. Online spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con called that akin to grand larceny as it con...
As he waves at the world's cameras from the BAFTA red carpet tonight, Colin Firth's Chiswick neighbours will be experiencing mixed emotions. On one hand, of course, they want their local film star to win the best actor award for his portrayal of K...
The King's Speech star, Colin Firth, was brought crashing to earth last night when his seeming unstoppable run of awards was halted. Best acting prize at the Evening Standard Awards went to Andrew Garfield for his role in The Social Network, a fil...
Hollywood - (Gongs): The award proposals follow the spectacular success of A Feastfull of Dollars, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert, The Avi Ate 'Er, Babette's Fist (sic), Gone With The Wind, A Man For All Seasonings (1939), Silence...
HM the Queen is back home at Buckingham Palace tonight, wondering not for the first time how it all went so wrong. In this latest instance, HM was forced into protective care after telling people 'I don't think he looks like my father at all.'...
LONDON - The combined governments of the United States and the United Kingdom have decided to act on thousands of complaints, requests, and suggestions and will immediately be moving to ban the use of the words "um" and "you know" in award show accep...
Handsome British actor Colin Firth announced today that he has fallen in love with Britain's Got Talent star and media sensation Susan Boyle and they plan to marry at the end of May! "I truly love Susan", First told a riveted news media. "Beneath...
Actor Benitio del Toro has been cast as "Mumble Man" in the sequel to comic book movie Hellboy.
Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.
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