Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 27 February 2011

image for Colin Firth's wife Livia Giuggioli twinned with Heidi The Cross-Eyed Psychic Opossum
Livia or Heidi? No one knowz

Los Angeles - The facial resemblance is staggering a celebwatch site commented today.

And both squinty-eyed clairvoyant critters are vying for Sixth Sense glory about their Oscars Night hunches.

Italian movie producer Livia Giuggioli Firth's original premonition saw husband Colin win a Best Actor Academy Award in a dream last New Year's Eve.

Last week her cross-eyed furry counterpart Heidi The Psychic Opossum herself picked Firth as the Oscars gong champ.

The cross-eyed medium opossum had been drawn to his picture during a pre-Oscars Night seance.

She sat on his face and began grooming in a clear sign of prescient Oscars triumph for the UK actor.

But are Heidi and Livia both nutz?

An LA FagHagSlagMag online poll found hundreds of similarities between the two females - albeit one of them being a beast and the other blind as a bat.

"It's a real drag, like," the site's movie editor Dave Skank said today, "but it really looks like Livia and Heidi are identical soul twins."

Firth remains 4/5fav for the Sunday night awards ceremony.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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