Reports emanating from Hollywood are suggesting that the winners of Sunday's 86th Academy Awards have already been leaked and that several stars are not now going to attend the Oscar ceremony citing "what is the point?" The leaked memo names the w...
Anxious scenes tonight, as a team of surgeons try to separate Christian Bale from his own overinflated ego. The controversial procedure, known as a Twatendectomy, is only performed in the most severe of cases, when all other interventions have failed...
The controversial Internet watchdog Vigil, set up by the American government in 2005 in order to "redefine freedom boundaries", has announced that the infamous rant delivered by Christian Bale on the set of Terminator 4 is no longer an "appropriate"...
Film star Christian Bale has called an American radio station to apologise for a ridiculous attempt at publicising his latest film, Terminator Coma. He said 'I acted like an amateur publicist. I couldn't find anyone to be even vaguely interested i...
Dark Knight star Christian Bale was arrested again today after claims that he assaulted himself by sticking a candlestick up his own ass!...
Christian Bale, the dark knight of the newest Batman big hit needs bail money. The Welshman is accused of assaulted his mom and sis and is now in the slammer.
Gotham City, U.S.A.- In a shocking discovery earlier this week, Christian Bale has been outted as a fraud.
The next Batman movie already promises to be better than the last with the news that Katie Holmes has quit the production.
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