Walter the Fungus, an uplifting children's book written by a former children's television presenter which only sold 129 copies at £9.99 hasn't sold any copies at £4.99 in the Black Friday Sale. Walter is rejected by everyone, until he finds a coll…
(NOT EDITED) Black is beautiful claim global conglomerates as Black Friday approaches once again. However, internet businesses are now milking (is milk still white?) the Black Friday cow until it is totally dehydrated! Amazon, Ali Baba, and other…
Black Friday, the one day in the calendar year that can be relied upon to send all obsessive shoppers into a frenzy, can also be counted on in another way - it's always on a Friday! Held on the very next day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday can al...
A desert island duck who abandoned a normal ducks life, swimming in ponds, lakes and rivers like all normal ducks do, has died. Not a Donald Duck or Ducky Doo Daa, just plain old Trevor Duck, who decided to grab a flight to a lonely South Sea Isla...
Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...
In response to the overwhelming growth of Black Friday and its exploitation of the employees who must work in the service industry labor unions, families, certain compassionate government leaders and religious figures have petitioned and won governme...
Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them - BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing all new things American...
Florida man Gerry Jackson is desperately searching for a family he can celebrate the upcoming Black Friday holiday with, determined this year not to spend it alone. "For the past few years I have really not done much to celebrate Black Friday," ex...
Mental authorities are warning of the expansion of a relatively new psychic dysfunction they have named PBFBS- Post Black Friday Buying Syndrome. It is the description given when the shopping instinct that many have developed in many countries contin...
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - After yet another Black Friday shopping fiasco where people were shoved, pushed, and attacked, the world's largest retail chain has issued a statement. A Walmart representative stated to the news media that although the vas...
NEW YORK CITY - An NYPD policeman said that he has been a police officer for 14 years. Officer Dwayne Peckashevski, 39, said that he has been working security on Black Friday at various department stores for the past 10 years and he has never seen...
WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...
New York, NY - For a century, New York's Sidewalk Santas have marched on Fifth Avenue on the morning after Thanksgiving collecting donations from Black Friday shoppers. Now they're calling it quits. "There's just not as much money in it anymor...
The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it has been minimized by the more commercial, and there...
Shia LeBeouf plays a sexy, sharpshooting stranger in the new live-action trailer for "Black Friday IV," due out Nov. 7 for playstations and xboxes. The minute-long trailer, set in the post-Thanksgiving Day ruins of a large retail outlet, features...
CHICAGO - The Committee Overseeing Shoppers Actions, known as COSA, has just issued a press release which will pertain to Black Friday, starting in 2013. Anastasia "Salsa" Lightmiggle 42, national director of COSA, stated that due to the ever-grow...
The intense focus on post Thanksgiving retail selling initiated by Black Friday has now been one-upped by Walmart's new play of starting specials on Thanksgiving night, thus luring people out of their homes on a major family holiday. It also forces W...
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