Angelina Jolie was recently spotted in Kyiv, Ukraine, being an ambassador for refugees. (Though why she was in Ukraine cannot be answered since refugees, by their definition, have all left since they were trying to get out of, not into, a war-tor…
Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...
Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...
Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...
Los Angeles, CA The children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have filed suit for emancipation or, at the very least, the right to live in an orphanage or foster home. "We just have to get away. We are so tired of getting our pictures taken and the...
Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...
Farmersville, PA Donald Trump's publicist admitted that, no matter how much Trump wishes it was true, the story about Angelina Jolie leaving Brad Pitt for Donald Trump is false. When Angelina Jolie was finally reached for a comment, she said, "Don...
Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...
Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...
New York - They were the only real point of interest at the United Nations today when the Hollywood actress turned up to lecture officials on lipgloss and trout-pout following her controversial mastectomy op. The monotony of the session was soon...
Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...
New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
Los Angeles - Doctors at Hollywood's Seedy Sign Eye Hospital have diagnosed a dose of the Pox behind Ms's Jolie's abrupt withdrawal from Monday's premiere of her movie Unhinged. The actress, 69, began sprouting pustules of the contagious disease f...
New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...
WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...
Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There...
Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...
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