Submitted by j.w.

Thursday, 16 September 2010

Popeye, the celibate man, had his fill of Olive's oil and gulped a tin of spinach.

The strength in his arms was amazing.

He took the throat of an Aggressive Atheist who was annoying Olive and lovingly twisted his head off.

Oh Popey, cried Olive, You are so strong!

There's nothing I wouldn't do for you my love.

Then stop fondling that boy's penis and look at me.

Oh, I can't do that.

Why not?

Because I am a celibated man.

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