The Bench Warmer

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

All through high school I was on the football team and never got off the bench.

Everybody knew this that came to the games because they saw me sitting there.

Finally, on my last game as a senior and there were two minutes left, the crowd began chanting, "We Want Bill! We Want Bill!"

Finally the coach had had enough and called me over.

"Bill, come here buddy. Would you go over there where our fans are and see what they want with you. I can't hear myself think."

-Bill Ding

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