Did you ever grunt so hard while taking a dump that you make a loud noise like a growl and a fart like a trumpet and you were afraid that someone overheard you?
Well, that's what happened to me and they even turned the plane around and went back to Texas where we started.
Man, the looks I got from my fellow passengers.
But there was a long line to the bathroom and I was on an inside seat.
I think I'll start the "Mile High Clubbed"
-Bob Apple
