Always A Fartknocker & Never A Fart!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Another of my old high school mates has gotten married and now I'm the only one out of twenty not to marry.

"Always a bridesmaid and never a bride", my dad likes to say. Just because I'm 37.

Sometimes I'd like to reply, "Always a pall bearer and never a corpse!" but he might make me move out of the basement.


-Shirley Jest


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