I'd Leave Permanent Butt Prints

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

I would love to have one of those Lazy-Boy chairs that you can watch football for two days and only get up to pee.

I film those times I'm in the john and watch them later.

Those chairs really are comfy.

Here's my problem: I can't get any of the sales people out of their chairs to wait on me.

I think I'll run an ad for a used one in the classifieds.

-Nat Sass

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