A new patient was quite upset when a nurse led him to a small cutained cubicle and told him to undress.
"But I only want a doctor to look at my ingrown toenail," he protested.
"Our rule is that everyone must undress" replied the nurse as she handed him a very skimpy hospital gown.
"That's a stupid rule," grumbled the patient. "Making me undress just to look at my toe."
"That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones."