Accidental Vasectomy

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 10 September 2010

I just got a vasectomy.

I didn't mean to.

I have a Swiss army knife in my pocket and when someone asked me the time, I lifted my wrist and my hand hit the knife and accidentally opened it.

So I snapped it shut.

-Brian Pickle

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