The Birthing Process Not For Faint Hearted

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 10 September 2010

We're in the childbirth clinic and the wife is going crazy. It's our first kid and I wanted to share the birthing process with her, since I shared the conception with her. Doctors are running around.

I ask Charlotte, Honey, how care I share this with you?

She looks me straight in the eye and tells me, "Go out into the lobby, find an umbrella and open it while it's up you ass!"

-Justin Filmore

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