We're in the childbirth clinic and the wife is going crazy. It's our first kid and I wanted to share the birthing process with her, since I shared the conception with her. Doctors are running around.
I ask Charlotte, Honey, how care I share this with you?
She looks me straight in the eye and tells me, "Go out into the lobby, find an umbrella and open it while it's up you ass!"
-Justin Filmore
