You See Officer, I Was Peeing On My Car Lock!

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

What the experts in emergency situations do not tell you when giving advice such as pissing on your frozen car lock will thaw it out, is that it's a lot more painful and embarrassing having to pry your penis off the frozen car than it is from sticking your tongue to a frozen metal pole.


-Royal Paine


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