Something wrong somewhere

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 4 September 2010

An apple a day
Helps you decay

Too many cooks
Make a poor stew

Once upon a time
I had a date

Little Miss Tuffet
Had a big gusset

Mary had a little lamb
But then it was a chop

Hickory Dickory Dock
Had a hairy cock

A stitch in time
Keeps the beat

Little blue horn
Loved his porn


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