Also, The Police May Come See You!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Here's a tip:

Before selling your secret recipe peanut butter from door to door in town, be sure not to wake people up too early to answer the doorbell.

Also, make sure that your peanut costume is fireproof!

-"Firey" Ford Parker

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