It's a free world.

Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 23 August 2010

Two men in pub.

Good thing we live in the free world.
Yes. There are some places I would prefer not to visit. For us, it's a free world.
Well, not always. You can't go dressed to a nudist beach.
Well, you can until you take your clothes off.
You can't stay there dressed.
No. I suppose you couldn't.
Then you can't go on some private estates.
No. That's for very rich people.
But you see. It's not a free world.
But these are extreme cases. We all know you are not free to break the law.
Well, you are. If you aren't nicked you stay free.
But when we say - It's a free world we are speaking as citizens of a stable, mature democracy which is the envy of the world.
Except on nudist beaches.
You are back to them again. Why don't you take your clothes off and join in. You are free to do that.

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