My Birthday Meal

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 22 August 2010

My wife told me as a great favour I could have my Birthday Meal wherever I liked.

It was not so simple.

My first choice was Chinese.

'That makes me ill' said my wife.

'Indian then?'

'I can't stand their spices.'

'Fish. I love fish.'

'You know we can't with fish stocks diminishing in the world.'

'English?'

'Boring'

'French?'

'Too expensive.'

'Italian?'

'Oh yes. I like Italian. Thanks for picking my favourite for your Birthday treat.'

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