Ms Print, Chair of the Geographical Correctness League has been told that the organisation must cease. The Minister of Culture Jeremy Prune (previously known as Plum) says he has run out of wriggle room which has left Ms Print exposed.
'The last straw' he complained 'was to attack the Queen. Since when was she Geography? Any reasonable person will acknowledge that calling her The Alternative Option is good sense. But just because Queensland is on the map it is no excuse for exceeding criteria se down by Parliament. This quango just has to go.'
A sobbing Ms Print issued a press statement: 'Jeremy has let me down and he has let himself down. Out maps from now on will be offesive too many. Nothing is safe nouw, I wil ave ti goo bck to editting.'