Man in Pub: Those blokes over there said you're not their friend anymore.
Friend: I don't give a shit.
You criticised their idol Maggie.
Good job too.
You'll be cricising dear old Winnie next.
What about it?
Best year of the last century when we voted Churchill out.
Well, I'm not too friendly with you now, mate.
You know the only person to enter Parliament with good intentions?
Was there one?
Yes. That Guy Fawkes.
Is that why we celebrate his life every November 5th?
Certainly. He's our national hero.