Man in Pub : After this Pint I've got owt for nowt.
Friend: I haven't got a bean.
Not a brass farthing.
Not two pennies to rub together.
But we're better off than that bloke over there, drinking himself to death.
He supports West Ham.
He's part of the www.
The world wide web?
No West Ham, Wigan & West Brom - weak, weaker and weakest.
Nobody knows you when you're down and out.
How do you know?
I know all right.
But if you're out you wouldn't know.
You never were one to appreciate the poetry of the Blues, Frank.