Titanic

Submitted by Debroah G

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

A Vietnamese guy and a Jewish guy were sitting in a bar. Then, out of nowhere the Jewish guy punched the Vietnamese guy in the jaw.

After the Vietnamese guy stood back up he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

The Jewish guy said,"That was for Pearl Harbor!"

"Pearl Harbor?" He responded, "That was the Japanese!"

"Oh, said the Jewish guy, well Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese... You Asians are all the same to me."

So the Vietnamese guy punched the Jewish guy.

"Well, what was that for?" He asked.

The Vietnamese guy said, "That was for titanic."

"WHAT?" Said the Jewish guy, "That was an iceberg!"

"Oh," said the Vietnamese guy, "Well, iceberg, Rosenberg, Nuremberg...You Jews are all the same to me."


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