Case Of The Exploding Tits

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 6 August 2010

One warning ladies, don't allow this to happen to you.

You know that when you brake the car in a crash, those air bags suddenly explode into your upper body to protect you from serious harm?

Well, a good friend of mine, "Toots" who works at Hooters, had that to happen to her and the car air bags caused her breast implants to explode!

She said it was not only painful, but she had hearing problems after the three blasts.

-Edith Airballs

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