Good news, worse news

Submitted by Steddyeddy

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Fred gets a call from his doctor with the results of some blood test.

"I've got bad news and worse news," says the doctor.

"The bad news is that you've only got 24 hours to live."

"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's shocking. How can it get any worse than that?"

"I've been trying to get hold of you since yesterday."


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