Losing Weight Quickly

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 30 July 2010

Walter was sitting in the doctor's office for his annual physical going over a few fine points about his health with his doctor.

The doctor said, "Your blood pressure is a little high, you know Walter, you need to watch your diet and lose a little weight."

"But doc, I'm losing weight more and more each day."

"Oh really? How are you doing it?" asked the doctor.

"Well, just six weeks ago, I'd eat lunch at 12:00 and have a snack around 3:00. Just today I had breakfast at 7:30, waited 2 hours, had a snack at 9:30 then I waited an hour and a half and ate lunch at 11:00, then I waited 45 minutes and had a snack before coming here."

"And with this regime you're losing weight?" asked the doctor.

"Yeah," Walter said excitedly. "More meals and less wait!"


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