Buried In The Sand

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 30 July 2010

My Uncle Neafus irritated people all his life so I wasn't surprised that the preacher at the funeral just ask for a moment of silence.

Then they took him out and crammed his body in a big sand pile and turned the cats loose.

I felt a little bad about it so I pooped and kicked sand with the cats.

-Hal Capone

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