If you ever get into a bad jam where you really need a hero, don't make the mistake of screaming for Supercilious Man. All he did was tell
me that our problems were beneath him and his abilities and not to bother him anymore about trivial hold-ups.
He also told the wife that she looked like she was built to have babies.
He finally bored the crooks away so maybe I'm wrong.
-Ben Handy (Jack's Brother)