30-Foot Tall Penis

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

If I were a 30-foot-tall penis, I'd try to wear mostly warm tones during autumn --dark brown, beige, rust, gold, olive.

That way, women might say I'm a dick, but they wouldn't make fun of my clothes.

-Tim H. Richweis

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