1) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2) "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
5) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
6) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the tippex"
7) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
8) "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
9) "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
10) "Darn it! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."