10 Excuses for falling asleep at your work-desk

Submitted by Inchcock

Saturday, 24 July 2010

1) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2) "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

3) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

4) "Amen"

5) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

6) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the tippex"

7) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

8) "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

9) "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

10) "Darn it! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."


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