A man applied for a job at the Equal Opportunities Commission, and was granted an interview. There were nine other applicants at the meeting.
The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this commission."
The men all say O.K.
He is stripped all the men of their clothes, and a bell is tied around each of their penis's, and they are all placed into a room together.
Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance and is given this chance.
The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again. The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organisation."
As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing!